Archery Voted #1 Stupidest Way to Hunt
Updated: Feb 19
No controversy here: by unanimous decision, the Sports Tradition Department (STD) has voted archery the number one stupidest way to hunt. STD is comprised of members from the following sports leagues: national cross-country, indoor men's volleyball, bowling, curling, and poker.
Leader of the council Tom Wilkers had this to say "Huntin' is meant to be a man's sport. We don't hunt to eat. We hunt to look cool and feel powerful... I wouldn't be caught dead holding one of those string and stick toys. What a joke".