US Army Sees Largest Deployment Since Vietnam: Oil Discovered on Florida Man's Forehead
Updated: Feb 19
When oil is discovered, you can count on the US Army being there within minutes.
A Florida man has learned this the hard way after he tweeted "I bet you can squeeze a barrel of oil out of my forehead alone!" with a picture of a particularly oily forehead attached.
The man has been taken away for what we can only presume to be: human-based oil experiments.