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Texas Officials decide 85mph Might have been a Little Fast on Second Thought

After a week of icy roads and overall vastly insufficient infrastructure, highway accidents have been a primary source of injury and death for Texans.


After putting two and two together, officials realize that the 85mph speed limit mixed with the egos of lifted Ford drivers has resulted in an astounding number of freeway accidents.


A bill is set to be voted on in 2024 which would reduce the speed limit down to 84.8mph. This bill is not likely to pass as it would be "giving government too much power" says Mayor Abbott.